I still can't believe we've survived an entire year of raising a little tiny baby person. Lily, I sure love you and look forward to an eternity of birthdays with you!

Ever heard of Upsala College? It's a lost American treasure. I wish someone could have saved it: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upsala_College

Happy first birthday to my little angel Lily! Daddy loves you!

Gee, I wonder why Lily is in a bad mood. Oh wait, I forgot to feed her breakfast. Way to go, dad.

Something Borrowed: lamest romantic comedy ever made. What kind of ending is that?! Even Val thought it was dumb.

Brady: A woman always knows. You can't hide anything from a woman. Val: I like that you think that.

God Bless America.

Lily is trying to escape again.

She will do anything to get over her baby gate.

I got sick on my first day of school... What's up with that? Hopefully my immune system can start working soon, because it's getting worse every day!